5. USC: Simply delusional and predominantly bandwagoners. These fans came out of the wood works in the early 2000s. I didn’t hear much from them in 1996-2001 when they went 37-35. Now they’re being sent back to the depths of despair thanks to NCAA sanctions. We’ll see how many fans hang on to the branches of the USC tree when they shake it.
4. Miami: Listen, we’d be lying if we didn’t include Hurricanes fans somewhere on this list. From the shirtless, inked up Tony Montana wannabes to the pot bellied, cursing-in-front-of-children middle aged bald guys, South Florida has it all. If you have young children, you were better off sending them to a gang fight then to have them sit in the West End Zone of the Orange Bowl for a Hurricanes game. Miami’s fan base is loyal to a tee and can also curse at you in two languages.
3. West Virginia: I feel kind of bad putting Mountaineer fans on here, as they are simply not dealing with as many brain cells as the rest of us. We’re talking about Morgantown here, where dating your cousin is not considered incest. Stories of batteries and full beer cans being tossed at players are well known. What is also well known is the fact that these hillbillies talk a lot of trash despite never having won a national championship.
2. Ohio State: I’ve heard way too many stories about Buckeye fans to have them any lower on this list. They seem to be an ominous presence on opposing team message boards. Whether its talking trash after a gift championship thanks to a penalty flag or simply slashing the tires of visiting Wolverine fans, Buckeye fans are clearly lacking in the class department. Eh, I guess I’d be pretty belligerent too if I spent every day in dreary Columbus, Ohio.
1. Florida: The worst. Gator fans are simply the worst. Universally seen as the most obnoxious and unintelligent of the bunch, Gator fans have an ignorance that is deeper and stronger than most. Mullets, Nattie Light and jean shorts all contribute to the ‘perfect storm’ for worst fan base. Gotta hand it to them though, they are equally cowardly off the field as they are on it (think ‘Florida Flop’ and dropping UM from their schedule). That’s consistency, if nothing else.
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SC fans are the worst. I live out here and it’s hard enough to deal with the “Spoiled Children” alumni squawking every time Matt Barkley passes gas. But, then you gotta deal with all the disgruntled LA Raider fans who glommed onto SC like its Al Davis’ minor league team. You should move these fans higher on the list.
Gator fans blow dude. my lone experience with them is the 2004 peach bowl in atlanta, (i live in carrollton). keep in mind i was 13 years old at the time and had numerous females threaten to whip my ass….and then god sent tebow to gainesville to save the incest “sumbitchin” hillbillies from mediocrity, the lord giveth the lord taketh away.
UofA wildcat fans are very classless
For crying out loud throwing beer bottles at cheer leaders is so classy! not!byu one are rude too
UGA fans most definitly need to be on the list.
Where is Tennessee? These yahoos are less intelligent than Florida fans by far. They are simply rednecks. They talk like hobos, and smell like them too. I live in Nashville, and i love my ‘Dores.(That’s Vanderbilt, just so you know) They invaded Vandy stadium. It was like seeing a huge gathering of inbred cockroaches. even my church overflows with them
I must agree that UF are the most classless fans I’ve come across hands down. I live in Central Florida, in the heart of “Gator Nation” and would love nothing more than to move to get away from them. Though there are bad fans of any team, I’ve never met a group who can match them. They do nothing but trash talk other teams, and as a whole, they can’t take it in return. They’re the absolute biggest crybabies when they lose, and the biggest bullies when they win. I’ve met very few Gator fans that I can have an intelligent and rational football discussion with. God forbid you say anything about Tebow, aka “Baby Jesus”, they’ll flip out. Nevermind that he’s a mediocre pro at best. I have to agree with this list pretty wholely, all of these teams make my Top 10, however Miami fans outside of Miami are actually pretty good fans who I respect. And that’s from a Seminole fan that’s experienced all of the wide rights and the wide left lol.