Ah, the power of the inter-nets. Less than 24 hours after posting about an attractive blonde the ESPN cameras showed frequently during the Miami-UNC game, the Canes Time Lounge was able to dig her up. Apparently, she’s a student and is the letter ‘E’ in the picture below. Special thanks to all the stalker/pervs out there in Canesland who meticulously combed through the UNC telecast to find this unsuspecting girl:
First some observations:
1. OK, so my orange and green goggles might have carried me away a little (hey, it’s a night game and I was slightly more inebriated than if this was a noon kickoff). While she might not be a 10, anyone who says that this girl ain’t attractive is insane. I’m a fan of blondes (think Hayden Panettiere and Elisha Cuthbert), so add some orange and green to the mix and we’re good to go. Frankly, she didn’t even have to be this attractive, as I’ve been with much worse (hey, man is man…you gotta do whatcha gotta do).
2. Not sure how I failed to mention the body paint or letter E. I guess it’s cuz my eyes were fixated on what was located slightly above the E.
3. If this girl is reading this, email me at CanesPundit@gmail.com to perhaps arrange for a romantic date. My treat…maybe grab some Anthony’s coal fired pizza…grab a bottle of wine and some candles and head to the beach. If you’re not interested in that, and just want to bang, I’m up for that as well (please just provide a recent medical record that shows that you are STD free. I’ve known some chicks with tongue piercings and let’s just say that there’s a 50-50 chance that a girl with a tongue piercing is harboring some type of STD).
4. Still no word on whether or not she’s 18. Again, if she’s 17, I want all authorities to know that this was all just a joke as I have no intention on being on some ‘Dateline: Predators’ hidden camera show.
5. This from SFbayCane from the Canes Time message boards: “Is it me or is the girl wearing the ‘A’….shaped like an A.”
